Meat Heart

I am so happy.

My second book of poems, Meat Heart, will be coming out from Publishing Genius in 2012.

More than anything, I think, I am excited to work with publisher Adam Robinson and his magic cranium.

Publishers Weekly wrote about the deal.


Six Gun Lover

I have five new poems in rad online journal Action, Yes.

I reviewed Jamie Iredell’s reallyfuckinggood book The Book of Freaks for The Rumpus.

Also, can we just discuss the peyote montage in Young Guns. The peyote montage is that special something I’ve been searching for my entire life.


I Accidentally Re-Killed David Foster Wallace With an Ipecac Clementine but My Mom & Me Got Really Close Because of It

I fed DFW an ipecac clementine & he vomited & vomited until he re-died. Oh how he vomited! That ghost died vomiting. For the sake of me and my mom he must go on vomiting eternally.


True Bromance


True Romance 2


True Romance


Layin All My Troubles Down

I have a new poem at beautiful online journal The Collagist.

I have an acutely vaginal new poem at The Morning News.

Gonna throw down some Tarot at this mofo at AWP.

Reviewed Travis Nichols’ See Me Improving (good shit!) at The Rumpus.

The lovely Katarina Hybenova came over to my apartment and took pics / asked some questions for Brooklyn 365.

Lots of readings coming up…

That being said, 2010 confirmed for me that no amount of happy externals will ever fill me up. Peace of mind is, annoyingly, an inside job. In 2011, it’s likely I will continue to seek external approval to feel A-OK and continue to bottom out on said external approval (or lackthereof–depending on the day) on a daily basis. But I still proclaim 2011 the year of the inside job.


Not AWP


Snow Bling

The best thing I got for Chanukah was a bling sleep mask. Thanks Rose!

Mother made the SPD poetry bestseller list again for December and Ampersand is going back for a reprint. Holla.

Here’s me coolin’ out on the AM NY xmas list.

I talked with Ryan Call, one of my fave internet friends, about lit blogs over at Electric Literature.

I reviewed Nate Pritts’ Big Bright Sun for The Rumpus and forgot to tell you.

I’m doing lots of readings in 2011 and would luv if you would come to one.

That’s the story, mornin glory.


Crush Crush Crush

When you write you get to be with anybody you long for in any dimension.

Thank god.

I couldn’t take this life otherwise.

In related news, my book-crush right now is Mary Ruefle’s Selected Poems. Here are some nouns stolen from the text. Rather than using them and then throwing them away like I usually do, I’ve been using them and re-using them.

aspen         popcorn       cologne         parentheses       cloth       mercy       rot      marrow       serpentine       monsters       fungi       mosquitos       lavender       dagger       plow       stone       musk       igloo       curtains       eyeballs       spear       fat       psalms       lap       pottery       helium       camellia       crutches       ape       footprints       lord       sorrow        pineapple       spine       grocer       motorcycles       bluebird       hairs       click       goblet       birth       nutmeg       chalk       needles       pearl       roses       machines       spider       glucose       lemon       knowledge       seaside       carnival       pencil       pail       logs       sailor       pod       foam       root       envy       crowd       mirror       fruit       jacket       wardrobe       mask       field       siren       steam        kettle       fly       breasts       ear       bleach       pistil       replica       pulp       horns       tongue       coals       oysters       rest       spaghetti       hospital       crickets       bear       balloon       shakes       psychic       candy

For some ideas on how to use stolen nouns, I wrote this thing.


Oh Comely

Here are some nouns stolen from Neutral Milk Hotel’s In the Aeroplane Over the Sea + the Dec 1 issue of People mag (Michael “I feel stronger every day” Douglas) for my poetry-writing pleasure. And yours.

heart       dragon       blister       piston       constellation       piano       roses       semen       lamb       vinyl       cats       spirals       medicine       flames       opium       porcelain       prom       fetuses       massage       envy       princess       milk       circus       stains       secret         church       brains       fruits       guns       makeup       demons       guts       chocolate       road       holiday       village       cheek     indentations       bridges       river       enemy       ashes       shoulder       wings       tower       parade       serum       screen       dream       trees       fingers       silhouette       neckline       mountaintops       holes       wrinkles       jesus christ       dress       garbage       lipstick       afternoon       espresso       leaves       caramel       dogs       face       gloves       smoke       swan       robe

For more ideas on how one might use these nouns, peep this.


We’ve Got Heads on Sticks


The Leopard

Here are some nouns I recently thefted from Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa’s The Leopard and used for my poetry pleasure.

rosary     acacia     hum     parrots     milk     ceiling     hill     cigar     fat     forks     fires     mirror     guerilla     waistcoat     oils     drawers     tonic     honey     driftwood     cemetery     mint     earth     cabbages     manure     vomit     vapor     zenith     sash     jelly     potion     guts     human     august     saints     sanctuary     eyepiece     lilies     seaweed     water     palliative     luncheon     mittens     wig     cicadas     pistachio     bitch     thorn     fountain     peasant     doctor     jelly     charm     lemon     soil     intestines     bones     piano     palace     petticoat     pig     voice     braid     scream     tureen     clay     goddess     pudding     monkeys     room     portrait     sneer     lichen     liquids     booby     riot     guardian     sweets     maid     rubble     creature     cherry     skirts     ribbon     potion     jupiter     priest     calculations     puff     fluff


Potato

I just called god you old stuffed potato in a poem, and it worked great.

Another thing–not in the poem– that I want to say to god is:

Please you to keep giving my heart another chance
One day your hum might just fall from my mouth


Things I Thought About In the Uffizi Gallery

Venus’s ass is a juicy ass.
I want to hump all over her jujubee nipple.
What does it mean to be a fully-formed woman?
You or time or age have taken me from the map of me.
While Venus reclines w/ poppies on her belly, I rifle through my purse for a bone.
If I am born today I am born today.


Deer!


Oh My Stars It’s Another Poetry Reading


Milk Fed

MILK FED

"Milk Fed is a romp…a pageant of bodily juices and exploratory fingers and moan after moan of delight."
–Los Angeles Times

"A dizzily compelling story of love, lust, addiction, faith, maternal longing, and…frozen yogurt."
–Vogue

"A revelation…Melissa Broder has produced one of the strangest and sexiest novels of the new year..."
–Entertainment Weekly

"A thrilling examination of hunger, desire, faith, family and love."
–Time

"Milk Fed bravely questions the particularly female lionization of thin and loathing of fat, landing on fresh explanations…deliciously droll…a celebration of bodily liberation."
–The New York Times

"Melissa Broder’s Milk Fed is a delectable exploration of physical and emotional hunger."
–The Washington Post

"A sensuous and delightfully delirious tale… Filled with an unadulterated filthiness that would make Philip Roth blush, Broder’s latest is a devour-it-in-one-sitting wonder."
–O, the Oprah Magazine

Superdoom

SUPERDOOM

The Pisces

THE PISCES

"A modern-day mythology for women on the verge — if everything on the surface stops making sense, all you need to do is dive deeper.."
–The New York Times

"The Pisces convincingly romances the void."
–The New Yorker

"Explosive, erotic, scathingly funny…a profound take on connection and longing that digs deep."
–Entertainment Weekly

"The dirtiest, most bizarre, most original works of fiction I’ve read in recent memory…Broder has a talent for distilling graphic sexual thoughts, humor, female neuroses and the rawest kind of emotion into a sort of delightfully nihilistic, anxiety-driven amuse bouche…"
–Vogue.com

"A page turner of a novel…funny and frank."
–Washington Post

"The Pisces is an intellectual, enthralling voyage into one woman’s swirling mind as she brushes with the extraordinary."
–Refinery29

"Get ready to laugh-cry over and over again...a perverse romance that captures the addictive and destructive forces of obsessive love. The Pisces is as hilarious as it is heartbreaking."
–Vulture.com

Last Sext

LAST SEXT

So Sad Today

SO SAD TODAY

"What separates Broder from her confessional cohort...is that she doesn’t seem to be out to shock, but to survive."
–Elle

"Broder presents a dizzying array of intimate dispatches and confessions…She has a near-supernatural ability to not only lay bare her darkest secrets, but to festoon those secrets with jokes, subterfuge, deep shame, bravado, and poetic turns of phrase."
–New York Magazine

"A triumph of unsettlingly relatable prose."
–Vanity Fair

"Her writing is deeply personal, sophisticated in its wit, and at the same time, devastating. SO SAD TODAY is a portrait of modern day existence told with provocative, irreverent honesty."
–Nylon

"At once devastating and delightful, this deeply personal collection of essays…is as raw as it is funny."
–Cosmopolitan

"Broder writes about the hot-pink toxins inhaled every day by girls and women...and the seemingly impossible struggle to exhale something pure, maybe even eternal...there's a bleak beauty in the way she articulates her lowest moments."
–Bookforum

"Broder may be talking about things like sexts, Botox, and crushes, but these things are considered alongside contemplations about mortality, identity, and the difficulty of finding substance in a world where sometimes it’s so much easier to exist behind a screen."
–The Fader

"…So Sad Today is uplifting and dispiriting in seemingly equal measure. It’s a book that’s incredibly human in the way it allows for deep self-reflection alongside Broder, which speaks not only to her powerful writing but also the internet’s magical ability to foster connections."
–A.V. Club

"...delightful...Broder embarks on an earnest, sophisticated inquiry into the roots and expressions of her own sadness...deeply confessional writing brings disarming humor and self-scrutiny...Broder's central insight is clear: it is ok to be sad, and our problems can't be reduced to a single diagnosis. "
–Publishers Weekly

"Broder is probably the Internet’s most powerful merchant of feelings…"
–GQ

"Vividly rendered and outspokenly delivered essays…Sordid, compulsively readable entries that lay bare a troubled soul painstakingly on the mend."
–Kirkus Reviews

Scarecrone

S C A R E C R O N E

"Broder manages to conjure a psychic realm best described as one part twisted funhouse and two parts Catholic school, heavy on libido and with a dash of magick. This gritty, cherry soda–black book...is bizarrely sexy in its monstrousness."
–Publishers Weekly

"I don’t know what a book is if not a latch to elsewhere, and Scarecrone has pressed its skull against the hidden door. It is neither drunk nor ecstatic to be here—it is a state unto itself."
–VICE

"Lushly dark and infused with references to black magic, Broder's work often feels less like a book and more like a mystical text."
–PAPERMAG

Meat Heart

MEAT HEART

"Out to 'crucify boredom,' her poems show us how any relationship with the divine is no less at risk of engendering grotesque lust...What makes Broder such a pleasure on the page is her insistence that these dramas play out on a workaday stage infused with surreal Pop and imaginative muscle..."
–Publishers Weekly

"With a title recalling Yeats...Broder risks the divine in her second book...shrewd, funny, twisted, sad poems..."
–The Chicago Tribune

"Meat Heart...is unbelievable and overwhelming for its imaginative power alone, but if you listen past the weird you can hear all sorts of things: sadness, seriousness, life, death, and a whole lot of laughter....Broder is a tremendous talent"
–Flavorwire

"...Meat Heart embodies that strain of sustenance, that sort of psychosomatic excitement most valiant art more or less tries to pull off…Her poems don’t bore or bear down. They beam oracle energy. They pump a music of visions for the life-lusty death dance."
–BOMB

Melissa Broder's Book Cover

MOTHER

“This debut from Broder is as funny and hip as it is disturbing… a bright and unusual debut.”
–Publishers Weekly

"…obsessive, energetic and pop-culture-infused poetry…"
–Time Out New York

"Broder’s insight and honesty will make your brain light up and your hair stand on end.”
–The San Francisco Examiner

"Broder’s verse is acrobatic and whip-smart… its own creature."
–Bomb